Ever been skydiving? I haven’t. A friend of mine did and he said it was an amazing experience once you level out and descend like you see in the movies but, that the first few seconds are terrifying and nauseating. As soon as you leave the plane, you tumble uncontrollably through the sky. Head over heel, heels over head, plummeting, rotating and trying to scream and not be sick at the same time. At some point you plateau, and the fun experience begins.
For me, the fun didn’t begin. I did, sort of level out a couple of times but couldn’t maintain it. But then I didn’t have an instructor strapped to my back. Nor was I skydiving. I’d fallen out of bed.
It was Friday 26th June 2020 (I have a thing for dates now). The UK had been in lockdown during the Covid pandemic for several weeks. I’d been furloughed so had basically spent all of my team in my bedsit watching tv and reading. In a weird way, I hadn’t been too bothered about doing that but then, I am a bit of a couch potato. At least, I was.
I was laid in bed, on top of the covers, sleeping soundly, when I heard my phone ping. The clock by my bed read “03:13”. My phone wasn’t next to my clock. I’d left it in my jeans pocket, hanging on the back of a chair against the wall. I leaned out of the bed and stretched for it. I couldn’t quite reach and, instead of getting off the bed and walking the two paces, I leaned out further and stretched very sinew to get my fingertips to my phone. That was when I fell.
The tumbling and screaming followed. It felt like it lasted a long time but, perhaps was only a few seconds as I can’t recall taking a second breath to renew my scream. After which I splashed down. Literally, I landed in shallow water. I swallowed some of it with my gasps and came to find myself on all fours, water lapping around my knees and wrists, wheezing and coughing out foul tasting water. Then I heard the laughing and looked up.
I was in a fountain. It’s a long, contemporary looking piece in Nottingham’s Market Square. The laughter was from a few bystanders, laughing from behind their face masks, who must have turned to look having heard the splash. I felt my colour flush in embarrassment and I quickly tried to find my footing and get out of the murky water.
It was a bright, hot and sunny day and I began to dry out almost immediately and even didn’t look much out of place having been wearing my pyjamas: A Snoopy shorts and t-shirt set. To say I was bewildered is about as close as I can come to describing how I felt. I staggered a bit, still dizzy from my fall and I was dry heaving too. A delivery driver, lugging a box, walked briskly past me muttering under his breath and beneath his mask “piss head”.
As soon as I felt more level-headed and normal, I walked home. It was as I walked that I passed a newspaper kiosk. I don’t know what made me look but, I did. The newspapers weren’t today’s. Although, they actually were today’s, they weren’t “my” today’s. They were dated Wednesday 17th June 2020. The person running the kiosk chided me for not wearing a mask and not buying the paper I was clutching tightly.
Looking back on it now, I chuckle to myself that I was disappointed that my first foray int time travel hadn’t yielded more spectacular results. Would I have been happier finding myself aboard that Titanic on 15th April 1912 or in Dallas on 22nd November 1963? Now, I’m thankful it was a meek discovery and a trip back in time of just a few days. It helped prepare me for what was to come.
Author’s Note: This story came about from two things. One, was my friend telling me about the parachute jump that he did and how much you just tumble around to begin with before levelling out. The other, was me, imagining a mundane time travel experience. I recall watching The Time Tunnel when I was younger and even a few reruns on the Horror Channel and they always ended up landing in a significant historical moment (the mention of the Titanic is a nod to The Time Tunnel’s first episode). So, in my mind, I wondered how it would be if someone accidentally fell into a portal that transported them through time…to last Wednesday. There is potential for more though, which is why I left it open for further adventures. Who knows, the narrator may even travel to the future…like maybe next Thursday?!